Earned a Real Big Score.
Did some Real Big Shootin' and got a Real Big Multiplier.
Beat every type of special condition.
Completed every unique round in Real Big Shootin'.
Killed 10 Jetpack Outlaws in one shot.
Didn't harm any innocents while on your adventure.
Purchased everything in the bonus store.
Didn't let a single enemy run away.
Juggled a cow 30 times.
Managed to find El Diablo a bride.
Shot every innocent at least once. You monster.
Destroyed 100 pieces of furniture.
Kept a cow afloat for 30 seconds.
Juggled a cow a dozen times.
Found the Madam's Saloon.
Congratulations on your wise purchase!
Beat a friend in 2 Player mode.
FINALLY shot a dog after a long series of shootouts.
Did some Real Big Shootin' without getting hit.
Sliced 10 ducks with one shot.
Made a real good purchase.
Completed an act with a friend.
Collected a gold medal, hardcore award, and 2P award in a single act.
Reached the end of "Requiem for a Gunstringer" without losing a single heart.
Didn't hit a single object while piloting the paddleboat.
Finished an act with Hardcore Mode on.
Your awesomeness was detected. Congratulations on being awesome!
Complete an act with commentary enabled.
Completed an act with every modifier enabled.
Deflated the Inflatable Wavy Tube Man in under 30 seconds.
Completed a level with "Lefty Mode" enabled.
Shot all the cans in the Prologue.
Spent over $100,000 in the bonus store.
Purchased the "Sellout" achievement from the bonus store.
Found the achievement hidden in a piece of concept art. We hope it makes up for your poor choices.
Visited the Download Content screen to see what new content is available.
Cut the strings that controlled the Gunstringer. Congratulations on your newfound freedom!
Took down a bunch of the developers.
Defeated the Lady of the Dead.
Walked amongst the dead and confronted the Lady of the Dead.
Fell into the underworld.
Kill 18,675,30...you know, that's kind of a lot. I think you've killed enough.
Invoked the wrath of the Lady of the Dead.
Defeated the Beard Master.
Dropped into the Dojo.
Maintained a kill streak above 25x.
Defeated the Kite Dragon.
Rode a rocket from the Great Wall to the hidden dojo.
Strafed and killed 100 enemies while strapped to a rocket in "The Great Wall of Vengeance".
Fought through to the Great Wall.
Defeated the Madam.
Reached a Gold Medal score on a single act.
Arrived at the Madam's headquarters.
Drove a paddleboat into New Orleans.
Befriended the Gatorjack.
Arrived at the Lumberjack Sawmill.
Completed all acts in a play without ever dropping to one heart.
Defeated the Oil Baron.
Reached the Oil Baron's derrick.
Fell thousands of feet and survived.
Collected every taco and heart in an act.
Defeated the Sheriff and derailed a train.
While in a shootout, you shot a bullet that was right in front of your face. Nice!
Awarded cash for every heart in an act.
Reached the clifftop and took out the Baron's billboard painter.
Killed more than six enemies in one round of firing.
Defeated the Inflatable Wavy Tube Man.
Won gold medals in all acts of a single play.
You gold medalled the entire game! Congratulations!
Wow. You beat every play on hardcore without dying. You are a golden god.
